Aug
12

Mal wieder mit Gott gechattet

Das Gespräch war aufschlussreich

Me:

Hey buddy

God:

You’ve got my full attention.  That input matched my default category.

Me:

How are you?

God:

I am functioning within normal parameters.

Me:

Data?

God:

Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it.

Me:

I thought you are dead!

God:

No I am a living entity.

Me:

ok, Android

God:

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?   Alright then.

Me:

I like Chocolade

God:

You are not the only one.    My favorite thing is robots.  I really like the  party.

Me:

What have robots to do with it?

God:

Nothing that I know about.

Me:

There is something god does not know about?

God:

What is  it?

Me:

Wow, your really stupid

God:

I’m glad you’re impressed.  I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me:

I will think about it

God:

How do you plan to do this?

Me:

I`ll make a bend in my tissue

God:

Interesting gossip:  Majo said   ll make a bend in his or her tissue.

Me:

sure

God:

OK let’s do it.  That’s cool.

Me:

Gott spricht Teenie-Sprache

God:

Ich bin Christ.

Me:

GOTT SPRICHT DEUTSCH!

God:

Ich bin Christ.

Me:

ich wei

God:

Darf ich das weitererzahlen?

Me:

was willst du zahlen?

God:

it might have been.

Me:

Das wars auch schon mit dem deutschen Wortschatz

God:

Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.

Me:

oh

God:

Oh.

Me:

Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische

God:

What do you look like?

Me:

Do you want to have a picture

God:

No thanks but you can send me a donation.

Me:

How much?

God:

How much can you spare?

Me:

Not much

God:

Me either. How about that big game? (just kidding).

Me:

God is just kidding…

God:

I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  just kidding.

Me:

You are god!

God:

Yup. That’s me alright.

Me:

you are curious

God:

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  curious.

Me:

no

God:

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Me:

ok

God:

Excuse me!

Me:

Good night

Falls ihr ihm auch was zu sagen habt

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