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Mein Gespräch mit Gott

bei Phil entdeckt. Ganz unterhaltsam dieser Gott.

Hier mein kleines Gespräch mit ihm:

Me:
Anybody out there?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
do you believe in Aliens?
God:
Yes I think Dr. Wallace was created by aliens.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What is about the X-files?
God:
I will search for it.
Me:
Why search? everybody knows they are in the Pentagon
God:
That is what some people want. I’m not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does.
Me:
I believe
God:
I believe in God.
Me:
you are god!
God:
Yup. That’s me alright.
Me:
are you kidding me?
God:
Yes I am just joking around, majo.
Me:
How old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
How long ago?
God:
Not that long ago.
Me:
How old am I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
dont dis me!
God:
I don’t have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
Whats your favourite Movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
no. Too brutal
God:
I would recommend you check it out. Too what?
Me:
bloody
God:
Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Do you know Dr. House?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
I’ll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Thats good. You`ll get back to me?
God:
Thanks. Next question? What makes you say that I will get back to you.
Me:
you said that to me?!
God:
I said that? Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
say waht!
God:
” waht”.
Me:
what
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
I think I have to say goodbye
God:
Bye.

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1 Comment for “Mein Gespräch mit Gott”

  1. schnien12 says:

    Echt geiles Gespräch…werd ihn auch mal kontaktieren :-)

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